- You have to tie a sewing machine to the roof and then if it can’t see you throw it up to a rope, and it can’t hear you. And it bonks its head down and you can hammer a nail into it.
- Another way is to get some paper or food, and make it look like a brain, and zombies will eat it, and they will get hurt from eating human food.
- Or you can cut a tree down beside a zombie, and it will hammer the zombie down.
- Or you can make your house into a zombie trap by putting pointy toys all over the house, and mess it up with christmas decorations. Put a square hole into the roof, tie a rope onto it. Tie a washing machine onto the rope, and it will hammer the zombie on the head.
- Put power lines up and the zombies will get an electric shock.
- Make a giant Venus Fly Trap, put a brain onto it, the zombie will try to eat the brain and the Fly Trap will trap it.
- Put prickles all over the floor and the Zombies will stand on them.
- Get a bow and arrow and sneak up on the zombie.
- Put a rake on the floor and the zombie will stand on it.
- Put nails all over the floor.
And also, there is a storm a brewing in little ole NZ, Cyclone Luci. We are battening down the hatches in anticipation.
*Disclaimer – My boy has a penchant for the macabre, he is under no influence of mine here.